Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Ecochondria

The discovery of a bacteria calls echocondrium. It affect mainly the brain, especially the speech center and the ability to think for oneself (cerebrum) this bacteria attack the Neurons and turn them into morons with delusions of grandeur. The Infection is mostly spread by having contact with the Marxist media. These Infected people, which  are mostly all well to do people  from capitalist countries, have a hard time understanding simple words like ( NORMAL) kind off a form of Aphasia. How to detect these people is an easy task. Peer reviewed Researches have shown that all a person have to do or say are words that will trigger an attack and expose the infected individual or individuals since they seem to gather in anti-everything  groups(AAAA). The test is simple and painless to the patients, all that is needed is to express an opinion that is contrary to the sick minds and like suffering from an anger disorder resembling “Tourette”, the infected ones will come out of hiding screaming. They usually scream YOU LIE!!, DENIERS!!  , TIPPING POINT!! SEA LEVELS, OCEAN ACIDIFICATION!!  Or whatever scare of the day they heard that hour.  .  The infected patients or as the medical profession call them,  Echocondriacs have a tendency be able to accomplish stunning feast by claiming to know the science without having read any science reports nor to have any scientific backgrounds or qualifications. It is quite an accomplishment since most of them are school dropouts Or Hollywood actors which are the same thing. This sickness, unfortunately, is also widespread inside the education system from preschool to our universities, including school and university boards. Everything accepted as Normal, has become abnormal to the infected one and triggers spurs of paranoia whenever a Storm rain or snow happens. For the infected, a branch broken by a gust of wind is Unprecedented. The sickness also includes a Short memory from a few years to sometimes minutes. Why one day they can say the world is warming and the next day cooling or both at the same time if one can catch them in the middle of an Echocondria Attack. They will claim to save Imaginary people from sea level rise. They will protest, chain themselves to gates to save the environment, but will stand by and watch the same area being destroyed by their Beloved green wind farms without a whimper. They are Environmental alcoholics and deny having a problem. Claiming of Moral high grounds and superiority is another symptom for the sickness.  The study also shows that people from developing countries are not as infected because they spend most of their days gathering food to survive and make a living. The Echocondriacs always walk around with a Guilty look in their eyes they feel guilty to go Shopping, work, eat, turn on a light an air conditioner a furnace and sadly many of them to even take a Bath.  Some of them are scare that we have to much CO2 in our Oxygen.  Advocating to redistribute the wealth from poor people in rich countries to the wealthy people in poor countries seems to ease the Ecochondriacs daily fears. Like the fact that buried beneath their exterior of emotion and passion for the “cause” lies a little kid who is just screaming out for attention. Claiming all along to be fighting for others while really only concerned about themselves.